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The naked empire the clubs: why dallas is the capital city of sex
Support Us. Keep Dallas Observer Free. There's no shortage of titillating men's clubs in the city, and we've done enough research to know that it's no easy decision choosing a favorite.
But one of the defining qualities of a great men's club is its ability to cater not just to men but also the ladies. Plus it has to have a wide variety of women to appeal to, well, a wide variety of clients.
That's why Cabaret Royale gets our vote. There are the standard bottle-blond types, the exotic brunettes, the stick-thin, the curvy girls and just about every other type of lady you want to see partially clothed.
And since the club is just as accommodating to lady customers, you can feel comfortable bringing the girlfriend. It's a lot easier than explaining the stack of ones in your wallet. Over the course of one night spent bouncing between the indoor tables and the patio of the Lakewood Landing, we overheard the following conversations: a girl weighing the pros and cons of various birth control she knew that shit like she'd auditioned for the latest Ortho-Vaginale commerciala guy lamenting how messy his roommate's "bike room" was We're jealous.
Who can spare an entire room for bike storage? OK, fine, there's a large chance we were actually involved in that last one.
Point is, the Landing may always be a great place to catch up with friends, but it's also a fantastic place to go to forget about your own troubles and focus on someone else's. Sitting out here on a warm or sweltering hot summer evening and watching a good band fill up Dada's spacious front room with music is pretty damn nice.
It's also comforting to be able to chain-smoke nervously while you wait to go on and bomb at karaoke with a live band behind you.
And when you stumble offstage after your voice breaks five times trying to hit the high notes on "Welcome to the Jungle," you can sit outside and nurse your wounds with a cold beer under the stars. Dada, for your outdoor contribution to an already great indoor space, we salute you.
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